Asia Argento

Commissioned portrait of the star of Boarding Gate from last Christmas.

Claude Chabrol

I gave this to my friend Robert for his birthday and he took this picture of it.

Dick Cavett

Gene Wilder

Dominant.

Yankees XXVII

My friend had the idea of getting me to draw the championship Yankees and put his dad in there as a Christmas gift for said dad. Pretty great idea, I think it came out nicely.

Dust Jacket

Made this for a friend last week. One of the times that Woody Allen was on Dick Cavett they were talking about the idea of a perfect work of art, and one of the examples Cavett used was a story by Jean Stafford. That was the first I'd ever heard of her.

Cover illustration inspired by her story "In the Zoo."

Ilmmatic outfit, Staff!

The part you see the most if you own it.

Rod Carew

Whoa! How Big is That?

This wouldn't even fit on the scanner. I had to take a picture of it. What is this, 2004?
10" x 14" brush pens on 80 lb. cream paper $225.
My scanner is tiny.

SOLD.

Frank O'Hara

I wonder if any of his friends ever called him Frank No Haira. Those guys loved to party.
9x12" brush pen on 80 lb. cream paper. $45

Page Six is a Jerk to Actors it Claims to Like

Boom! Stayed up last night and did this in one sitting because usually I take like two or three days to do these and I wanted to see how it would work to do it fast. Turns out they're not that hard as long as I don't mind only half of the heads having a likeness. It's from a Page Six feature called "Fifteen Actors We Wish Were Bigger Stars." The best thing about it is the advice they give these people they say they want to help, like "Be down with Judd Apatow" or "Star in a movie." (Paraphrasing.) They tell Brittany Murphy to get a life coach. Hey Brittany, we wish you the best you moron. Nice one, guys.

9x12" brush pens on 80 lb. cream paper $30

Just Hangin'

The Quiz hangs in the Unfinished Side offices. Always happy to brighten up the thankless life of a KC Royals fan.

Movie Trios--Going Places

Patrick Dewaere, Miou-Miou, and Gerard Depardieu starred in Bertrand Blier's 1974 romp "Les Valseuses" aka "Going Places" aka "Getting It Up." $55

People (and Things) With the Initials CB

Here we have Count Basie, Clarence Birdseye, Christie Brinkley, Corrine Brown, Christian Bale, Carrie Bradshaw, Crystal Ball, Chris Bressler, Cate Blanchett, Carrie Brownstein, Charlie Brown, Chet Baker, Chuck Berry, Charles Bronson, Cherry Blossom, Charles Barkley, Catherine Breillat, Charles Boyer, Carol Burnett, Chester Brown, Carlos Beltran, Chauncey Billups, Candice Bergen, Chicago Bears, Cecily Brown

"Yankees won, Mets lost, Rickey Henderson's Unhappy."

UPDATE: I posted this in the morning, then that night Elaine was all "Yankees won, Mets lost, Rickey Henderson's unhappy." Effin weird man.

Bigger Stuff

I want to do some bigger-scale stuff after working on this piece. A woman commissioned this to give to her husband for father's day because that right there is his grandpop.

How about a portrait of your favorite athlete, sitcom star, deceased relative, or pet? Get in touch or check this out.

Are You Having a Baby?

I did a mural a few months ago for an expecting couple in Durham, NC. (Have you been to Durham lately? It's fun, man.) I'll do one for you if you want. For under a million bucks. We'll work it out.

More Baseball

Another baseball drawing. Sorry to the millions of you who visit this site every day and hate sports. I did this one for my friend Stuart. Two Royals in a row? I need to draw some Mets.

Get You One

This weekend I finished another page of portraits of people with the same intials, which you can get here. Do like my man Fred is doing and save your allowance.